An Irishman finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and says, “Master you have released me from this lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like”.
The Irishman scratches his head, then answers “A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty.” “Granted master” says the Genie and produces the bottle.
The man was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guinness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes. He rubs the lamp again and the Genie reappears. “Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?”
“You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle” he asks the Genie.
“Well, for my final two wishes, I’d like another two of them.
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